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Post by bearbear37 on Apr 29, 2016 10:56:00 GMT -5
Ok, so I am tired of having something wrong with my stupid eyes. I caught pink eye once, walk in clinic-for extra fun-didn't tell me that I needed to continue said meds past it clearing so I got a super infection, then again with the redness to find out it's only bacterial pink eye so I can work and continue drops--great, and now? Guess what!! Instead of being at work right now, I'm at the eye doc's waiting to see them again......why? Yup.....you guessed it.....I have a red eye again. The last time I had this problem it followed the same pattern......redness without the itchiness, no mattedness, and yesterday some blurry vision issue upon waking before I rubbed my eyes.
Enough already!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2016 13:14:14 GMT -5
i used to get Red Eye all the time, right after iraq....something in the sand over there...bad stuff. After about 10 years, finally stopped rearing it's ugly head. Red eye sucks.
i can tell you a Horror story about something worse than Red eye...hehehe...it will make you feel better.
When i was 18, i had unprotected sex - at my first active duty station, ft. hood - TX...this was back in '86...eons ago....ha!
i was a Virgin and the Girl was a, "Model". Ultimate First Sex! ;°)
....so, i thought...it was actually Great Sex, thinking back... ;°P
Sadly', for me...she had given me Gonorrhea...a special STD that makes it hurt when you pee and the Bonus of a Green subtle discharge from your' Penis - (The easiest way to spot this STD.).
Sadly', AGAIN, for me...Not being the Expert on these Horrific things - back then - It was a Monday Morning, "P.T. Formation", that i noticed a small Green blotch on my white Jogging shorts. The Older, more experienced guys - some, who had been to Korea and gone through the ordeal...gave me a Heads Up about the Horrors that awaited me, on Sick Call. ;°Ö
2 GIGANTICLY' HUMONGOUS NEEDLES. When i say, "Large"....no, these Babies' were a good 10 inches and Thick - stuff that makes you Break Out in a Cold Sweat...Ha! The Funny part is when the Nurse say's: "Here, Hold onto these, so they can get warm.".
You sit there, holding onto these vials from Hell and the Extra Funny thought: "God, why? It was my FIRST SEX...i'm REALLY MAD @ you God!". In the back of your mind, you can actually picture God laughing, which makes it beyond Monty Python material.
It takes a good 20 seconds a piece to shove those Bad Boys into each Butt Cheeck....while Yelling out in Pain and Obscenities.
°The Golden Moment was leaving....The People in the Waiting Room, looking Horrified...because they heard you...and now they are thinking, "My God! What happened in there?!?".
Lesson: NEVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX and Stay away from Models - They are EVIL!
ha! Rock On!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2016 13:18:29 GMT -5
Silver Bullets....they Kill more than Vampires.
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Post by bearbear37 on Apr 30, 2016 1:28:41 GMT -5
That does make me feel a bit better....it ended up being conjunctivitis....so, one extra day off for me. Today and the next however are normal days off.....but days off nonetheless. Might help my leg heal faster too.....win win!  |
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